top 10 things i hope ricky stanzi did with his hair over the bye

This season, Ricky Stanzi has been sporting some hair quite different from the last. Maybe he grew it out because he loves Justin Bieber (I mean, he’s on Team Edward) or he’s really trying to live up to the Tom Brady comparisons (and Brady definitely loves the Biebs). Either way, I’m not exactly a fan of it and I think his hair has much greater potential. So here are the ten hairstyles I’d like to see him sporting come this Saturday in Ann Arbor.

10. Sayid

Easily the most awesome, badass character on Lost.

9. Friar Tuck

Iowa can win with God on their side

8. Drago

7. Joakim Noah

Then maybe he can get his own Head and Shoulders commercial

6. David Villa

Chicks dig the sensitive, foreign, brooding type. Soul patches are making a comeback.

5. The Lion Cut

Lions are intimidating, right?

4. Zac Efron

Similar to the Bieber, but a little more grown up

3. Hulk Hogan

It screams AMERICA

2. The Situation

Those Jersey Shore kids are everywhere these days.

1. Zach Galifianakis

The beard says, “I’m manly and should be taken seriously,” while the sunglasses say, “But I still like to party.”

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